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Tell us a joke - jblewis - 23-Mar-2013
Why is the fruit-loving engaged couple upset?
They cantaloupe.
Tell us a joke - random 8 - 25-Mar-2013
Probably somewhat old by now, but still worth it:
"Who sang that song that goes like 'i got passion in my pants and i ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it...'?"
> "L.M.F.A.O."
> "lmfao"
> "LMFAO"
> "lmfao"
> "lmfao"
"What's so funny?!?"
Tell us a joke - rockdet - 26-Mar-2013
This one is just a bunch of bad buns...
![[Image: 184928_534351973281734_1723227278_n.jpg]](https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/184928_534351973281734_1723227278_n.jpg)
Tell us a joke - Hash1 - 10-Jan-2014
In soviet Russia...
...chips pick up you!
Tell us a joke - random 8 - 10-Jan-2014
I was just going to revive this topic....
Anyway, I was just watching "Jeopardy!". One of the categories was something about body parts (i missed the beginning and couldn't read the category on screen or tell what the contestants said) and one of the clues was
Quote:Your shoe and your mouth both have one.
The correct answer was "What is a tongue?"
My immediate thought was "What is a foot?"
Tell us a joke - mobius - 10-Jan-2014
![[Image: 12420130143145.jpg]](http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/12420130143145.jpg)
Tell us a joke - random 8 - 06-Feb-2014
“Have i told you the story about the birds and the bees?”
“I don't think so.”
“Well, you see, when a bird and a bee love each other very much…”
Tell us a joke - quiznos00 - 06-Feb-2014
Here's a joke:
Zane's number of reputation points.
Tell us a joke - jbdude55 - 06-Feb-2014
When I was younger, my brother once asked me, "Why did the chicken cross the road?", to which I replied "To get to the other side."
Apparently, this was not the correct answer, as he then proceeded to scream right in my face "NO, IT'S BECAUSE IT DID - LIVE WITH IT!" before storming off and throwing a chair at a wall.
Tell us a joke - mobius - 06-Feb-2014
Quote:“Have i told you the story about the birds and the bees?”
“I don't think so.”
“Well, you see, when a bird and a bee love each other very much…”
...one of them is going to get hurt very badly....