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Stupid idioms - BitBuster - 01-Mar-2012
I'm generally pretty forgiving when it comes to language. I love to read and write. I love words. But there are two things about language that I will not accept. I am more infuriated than I am amused by puns (that's a thread for another time), and I despise idioms.
Here's the thing about idioms: the semi-bad ones become crappy cliches. The truly bad ones are, well, truly bad. They don't become cliches, but they still exist, in a sense, to haunt.
There are no other levels of idioms. There's "semi-bad," and there's "bad." Kind of like Stanley Kubrick movies. But I digress.
The idiom I'm most hostile to at this particular moment is "I like the cut of your jib" (and all its varients). I hate it. I've read the historical origins of it, and that just made me hate it even more. It sounds horrible to begin with, and when you start comparing people's opinions to the sails of a ship, it descends into outright lunacy.
How the !@#$ did someone even come up with that? It's completely non-sensical! It's preposterous!
So, anyway...I hate idioms.
Stupid idioms - geodave - 01-Mar-2012
Reminds me of the 1982 replublican slogan "Stay the course". Meant absolutely nothing to midwesterners.
In general, I find the study of idioms interesting, but you really should use ones your audience will understand.
Stupid idioms - BitBuster - 01-Mar-2012
Idioms are certainly interesting...but then, so are Twilight moms. They're interesting from a sociological perspective, but on the whole, I'd prefer to keep my distance.
Stupid idioms - jblewis - 15-Mar-2012
You don't like puns?
Maybe I can convince you...Q: What did the buffalo say to his offspring when he dropped him off at school?
A: "Bison."
Stupid idioms - BigOto2 - 15-Mar-2012
I don't like that one so much, and if so I can imagine BitBuster will still hate it... I'm not much of a big fan either. Sorry.
Stupid idioms - jblewis - 15-Mar-2012
*sniff, sniff*
Stupid idioms - BigOto2 - 15-Mar-2012
Don't take it too hard, I'm sure there are millions of people who would find that funny, I just don't have the right chemistry.
Stupid idioms - geodave - 15-Mar-2012
I liked it.
Stupid idioms - Hornlitz - 16-Mar-2012
Quote:Don't take it too hard, I'm sure there are millions of people who would find that funny, I just don't have the right chemistry.
The right... Chemistry?
I love telling chemistry jokes! Unless they're about Noble Gases.
There's just never any reaction.
(/REALLY lame pun)
Stupid idioms - Markus - 17-Mar-2012
I laughed at that one.