15-Apr-2012, 7:41 PM
Quote:I wish for a rock to hit me in the head.
Anyway, um, granted, but then you realize that you're standing at the bottom of a rockslide, and your demise is imminent.
I wish my right eye didn't hurt right now.
Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat.