Corrupt-a-wish

[BitBuster]

Granted, but then the earth tilts off its axis and the martians take over.

I wish touchscreen keyboards felt like real keyboards (face-keyboard.)

Granted, but then Rick Santorum runs as a third-party candidate and improbably wins, the consequences of which render the whole issue of "technology" moot, due to the fact that he steers America into a modern version of the Dark Ages.



I wish it would rain some more (because there's nothing more miserable than a warm day that looks like crap due to impending storms).