You have a girlfriend. Shup. 
Unless, of course...

Unless, of course...
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Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat.