09-Jan-2012, 11:03 AM
Quote:My favorite memory in driving school was practicing at a local high school parking lot, where I drove through some parking spaces...
Instructor: "BAM! BOOM! BOOM! BAM! KSH! BAM! KSH! KSH! BOOM!"
Me: "What was that?"
Instructor: "You just hit twelve cars!"
Me: "But there's nothing there..."
Instructor: "But there normally would be, though!"
Classic!
When it came time for me to take my driver's test, I remember parallel parking and sitting in the parking spot for about five minutes while the DMV guy said nothing. When I finally said, "Um, is there something..." he curtly interrupted me:
"I'm waiting for you to park it." I glanced down at the gearshift and realized that I was still in Drive. I shifted it into Park, and immediately upon doing so, the guy said, "Ok, now pull out of the space."
Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat.