Hey people! Guess what time it is?

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You guys are hilarious. Let me answer these. I'll answer both joke and serious questions.

"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."

~Ralph Waldo Emerson



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But while i'm here...

Do you think Totally Unfair is totally unfair?

Yeah. The idea of having to remember a level to beat another one is pretty unfair. That and if you don't bother to use ctrl+R (or the restart level option) to get the password you can possibly have to redo previous levels.

If a car is traveling at the speed of light, and it turns on its lights, what happens?

You couldn't do that, at that speed you'd hit a wall before you managed to even move to turn on the lights. If you did, though, you would look like a comet as I assume.

Is the answer to this question no?

Yes

Andrew has 3 apples, while Mary has 5 oranges. Neither of them have brown hair. Assuming a spherical model, determine the circumference of the Universe. [1 mark]

Why would you buy 50 watermelons? Are you crazy or a math question?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Then, does immortality come from people who AREN'T morons?

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

JonTron.

if one apple is blue, and another apple is red, determine why the USA flag also contains the color white

Apples can't be blue. For white, you'd need a turnip, an egg, or a marshmallow. For blue, you'd need a blueberry, or a very slightly photoshopped grape. And for red, you'd need an apple, a cherry, a can of Dr. Pepper, or the inside of a Watermelon.

Why is the rum gone?

Captain Hook stole it.