05-Nov-2013, 9:14 PM
Quote:Um, well... I've found these solutions in creating my successful own blue apple. Works great as a useless item and/or decoration on Blue Apple Day (March 13)!What is this, Wikihow?
SOLUTIONS TO CREATING YOUR OWN
BLUE
APPLE
METHOD 1
Before you begin, you will need:
Step 1: Use any method to open your new and fresh blue paint. Make sure that the paint is in a liquidated form and not dry.
- 1 apple
- can of blue paint
- yourself
Step 2: Carefully dip the apple into the paint. Submerge it completely.
Step 3: After your desired amount of endurance time, remove the apple from the paint.
Step 4: Sit and let dry. When done, thoroughly wash hands and remove any paint from them.
Step 5: Return to your apple. You should now have a successfully [mostly, if done at all well] blue-tainted apple! Please note that it is not edible.
METHOD 2
Before you begin, you will need:
Step 1: Sit the apple in a comfortable position. Make sure it is on a sturdy and immobile surface.
- 1 apple
- at least one to two cans of blue spray paint
- yourself
Step 2: If not already done so, proceed to ready your cans of spray paint. Make sure they contain enough paint to thoroughly create your blue apple.
Step 3: Thoroughly spray paint your apple. Make sure the paint is sticking to the apple's surface so it is engulfing it in blue.
Step 4: Sit and let dry. Fully wash hands. You should now successfully have made a decently-looking blue apple. Congratulations!
METHOD 3
Before you begin, you will need:
Step 1: Legend speaks of an ancient holy item stored away in the whereabouts of Chernobyl. Travel to Ukraine whenever you are up to the task of locating this
- method of transportation
- knowledge of location
- (recommended) anti-radioactive fallout material/clothing
- shovel (unless you stumble upon one)
- probably yourself
sacred treasure.
Step 2: Arrive at Pripyat. This route is by far the safest.
Step 3: Traverse the Pripyat River until you are within visibility range of the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone.
Step 4: Bypassing checkpoint Dityatki, enter the Blue Zone.
Step 5: Safely explore until you wander about the Cross Tree. From your current location, you should be able to spot the power plant in the distance.
Step 6: Using your shovel, dig approx. 4.3 feet under the surface of the dirt at the tree's base.
Step 7: You should have discovered an unlocked chest. Proceed to open it to find what lies inside.
Step 8: You have found the sacred blue apple of Chernobyl. If you are still alive or in the Zone at this point, congratulations!
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