A Compilation of Entertaining Hints

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After having a Skype conversation with Josh, I thought of making a top ten list for the greatest hints in my level sets. I compiled a lot of ones that were at least mildly entertaining, but there was no way I'd be able to narrow them down to ten, so here are all of them. This list also shows how ridiculous I was when designing TCCLP as a 12-year-old.

• ... Only if you don't slaughter him or his farm animal associates until their time comes! (TS0, level 9, You Can Lead a Horse to Water)
  
• Red with a twist. Orange of the fire. Green of tourmaline. And mellow yellow hello, hello. (TS0, level 14, Colors for Extreme)
  
• WORM BAGGED!! (... all blue walls are real) (TS0, level 19, Toxic Caves)
  
• That's not really the exit. You aren't really Chip McCallahan. This is all a dream. (TS0, level 34, Repugnant Nonsense)
  
• The mall is expensive, but you have to impress Melinda! Steal everything from the mall then hide in the maintenence room. (TS0, level 35, Rob the Mall)
  
• Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful. (TS0, level 39, Hate This and I'll Love You)
  
• I want to be something, before I die. (TS1, level 25, Sokoban Memory)
  
• You've reached the secret room! Unfortunately, it has no purpose. (TS1, level 30, Pushy)
  
• Well, that socket didn't do much, now did it? (TS1, level 38, Gimmick Isle)
  
• Kraken sure is useful. (TS1, level 39, Release the Kraken)
  
• Smile! The Illuminati are watching you! (TS2, level 3, The Illuminati)
  
• I purposely misspelled "Block". (TCCLP, level 5, Blokdance I)
  
• Dear Chip, I'm sorry I went crazy with chips. Melinda (TCCLP, level 6, Crazy With Chips and Monsters)
  
• OF DEATH! Mwuhahahaha hahahahaha haha! (TCCLP, level 15, Merry-Go-Round)
  
• GHAtyrYaeRTqeaFRGtewerGTgeqrgeD321$#!@#$FSYrgjhkVGbDg^@$%^%$tYgv z (TCCLP, level 33, Debug File II)
  
• This level isn't really symmetrical. Duh! (TCCLP, level 39, Symmetrophobia)
  
• Do NOT go in the teleporters. You can if you want to though. (TCCLP, level 56, Run!!!)
  
• Please, do not get mad and destroy your computer. (TCCLP, level 88, Trapped II)
  
• gghvc8gtiy><:Ueyuet&$O(%^#:":"DbgjhjhdJHGHJHGLYUTVBM (TCCLP, level 107, World War I)
  
• The hint is here just because I want you to start over. (TCCLP, level 118, Zoo II)
  
• I tried to copy the real "Morton" but I messed up. I didn't feel like redoing it. (TCCLP, level 148, Invisible Morton)
  
• Welcome to part two of chip's challenge. I just wanted to keep on adding levels. (TCCLP, level 151, Little Tricky Key Puzzle)
  
• Dreaming of CC and not something else is pretty sad, but anyway, this is what I remember me dreaming once. (TCCLP, level 173, My Strange Dream)
  
• Use correct timing. I also ment to not use a "C" (TCCLP, level 176, Blockdance II)
  
• Ummm... I can't think of a good hint. (TCCLP, level 222, Chip Wars Level 222: Attack of the Walker Clones)
  
• They're just force floors, you can trust them. (TCCLP, level 292, Oh, Blocks)
  
• Chip's twin sure is mean. (TCCLP, level 303, Chip's Evil Twin)
  
• Blah. (TCCLP, level 312, A Simple Level)
  
• 110 spaces in 5 seconds! That's impossible, unless Chip uses steroids. (TCCLP, level 312, Chip On Steroids)
  
• Mmmmmm... (TCCLP, level 337, Tacoban)
  
• NOTE: This level is unorginal and may cause rare but serious side effects like dissiness, nausea, or high blood pressure. (TCCLP, level 341, Gravitational Force)
  
• You kids like jazz? (TCCLP2, level 12, SOKOBAN MEMORY)
  
• I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician. (TCCLP2, level 17, GOODS)
  
• Let's start this level set off with a sokoban puzzle... YEAH! (TCCLPpgchip, level 1, Fusion)
  
• This level is stupid. (TCCLPRejects, level 18, Fireball)
  
• This level is also stupid. (TCCLPRejects, level 19, Repetitive Behavior)
  
• RIP
  JOHN A. FIREBALL
  MAY 31 1932 - AUGUST 7, 2009
  BELOVED HUSBAND AND FATHER (TCCLPRejects, level 22, Killing Creatures That Are Already Dead)
  
• And don't kill yourself. (TCCLPRejects, level 48, Click)
  
• THAT'S DODGING... RIGHT AT THE END OF THE LEVEL! DIRTY. 1 STAR LEVEL! (TCCLPRejects, level 57, Totally Inappropriate: A BigOto2 Tribute)
  
• fak u (TCCLPRejects, level 74, josh is my bbygurl )
  
• And you invited your teeth friends because you're such a sadistic asshole. (TCCLPRejects, level 76, Blobs Are the Worst Creatures So Let's Humiliate One)
  
• COLLECT CHIPS TO GET PAST THE CHIP SOCKET. USE KEYS TO OPEN DOORS. (TCCLPRejects, level 77, Lesson 1 If It Were in World 4 of Super Mario Bros. 3)
  
• The second worst level I've ever made. (TCCLPRejects, level 86, Thanks Teeth for Not Moving When I Ask You To)
  
• One day I will stop making multiple tank glitch levels, but Satan must instruct me to do so. (TCCLPRejects, level 87, Satan Is My Only True Friend)
  
• brb quitting level designing. (TCCLPRejects, level 91, Stupid Level Edit #295301)
  
• This level blows so much that there isn't even a hint tile. (TCCLPRejects, level 93, Yeah)
  
• Um why are you reading this (TCCLPRejects, level 106, Button Mashing 101)