Are you a competitive player?

[quiznos00]

I am the most competitive player there is. My passion for boosting burns like the fire in Beat the Heat. And don't get me started on flicking. The first time I tried it on Debug File, I kept on flicking for hours. I refuse to play any level with random elements in it. Even if they are inconsequential to the bold route, like in Sardines, I will not play it. In fact, I wrote a 22-page letter to Chuck Sommerville explaining how the inclusion of Blobnet in CC1 was the greatest human tragedy to occur within the past 100 years. The letter would have been longer if it weren't for the inclusion of Doublemaze, which is the greatest level ever made because of its optimization potential (though, without T-Chip, its optimization would be pointless). In conclusion, I am the greatest optimizer around. I knew there was a bust in Yet Another Yet Another Puzzle since the beginning, but I let pieguy announce that he discovered the bust. My score on Cloner's Maze is 798. But I don't need the recognition; it's the numbers that give me the thrill to continue optimizing.

Okay seriously, I'm not that competitive. I mimicked some of the CC1 AVIs to improve my score and after getting in 40th place, I decided that was enough I haven't tried improving my scores for CCLP2 much, and I still need to complete CCLP3...