23-Mar-2012, 7:46 AM
Quote:Going to church doesn't make you better any more than entering the garage makes you a car....
The only real purpose of church is to remind you that there are other losers ALSO trying to be good people.
One minor nitpick: a lot of the losers aren't even trying to be good people.
Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat.