27-Mar-2012, 2:04 PM
I'm incapable of growing a decent-looking beard. I just end up with an unkempt mess on my face that's not even worthy of the term "hair."
Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat.