08-Apr-2012, 7:17 PM
Quote:There should be an award for having no awards.
This. I'm still disappointed about being awarded an award I didn't apply for.
Quote:Let's have an award called "Bertrand Russel", awarded to everybody who hasn't won an award named after oneself.
This. Is. F---ing. Genius.
Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat.