12-Apr-2012, 8:10 AM
I like the one where he begs his dad to do a father-son thing with him, and then when the dad agrees, Calvin asks, "You're old enough to buy explosives and firearms, right?"
And then there's the one where he calls the hardware store and asks for "A catapult...you know, something that will deliver a 50-pound payload of snow onto a small feminine target."
And then there's the one where he calls the hardware store and asks for "A catapult...you know, something that will deliver a 50-pound payload of snow onto a small feminine target."
Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat.