10-Apr-2012, 2:07 PM
My microwave no longer functions as it should. If I attempt to use it more than once in a 48-odd-hour time span, the device will not heat the food that is placed inside it. Obviously, this is contrary to the entire purpose of a microwave.
Even when I do use the machine and it functions in something approximating its intended manner, I have to heat the food for absurd periods of time. Ten minutes on high power should be sufficient to bring a plate of spaghetti to a lukewarm temperature.
For the past few nights and mornings I have survived on cold spaghetti. It's only a matter of time before I snap.
Even when I do use the machine and it functions in something approximating its intended manner, I have to heat the food for absurd periods of time. Ten minutes on high power should be sufficient to bring a plate of spaghetti to a lukewarm temperature.
For the past few nights and mornings I have survived on cold spaghetti. It's only a matter of time before I snap.
Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat.