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[James]

[12:13:00 AM] James Anderson: and i'm pretty sure my power is about to go out due to massive wind storms so it looks like i'm stopping here for the time being
[12:13:38 AM] M. Warner: :|
[12:14:22 AM] James Anderson: it's you!
[12:14:27 AM] James Anderson: [Friday, October 17, 2014 6:20 PM] M. Warner:

<<< M. Warner electrocutes James Anderson

this has begun!
[12:14:50 AM] James Anderson: i'm fully expecting some kind of electrical fire in my sleep now
[12:15:42 AM] M. Warner: UM pretty sure the electricity I have can't reach that far!
[12:16:39 AM] James Anderson: your associates span the globe, M. Warner
[12:16:43 AM] James Anderson: i know too much!
[12:17:04 AM] James Anderson: if i had only just- brb electrical fire
[12:17:27 AM] M. Warner: if you had only just what? (devil)
[12:18:29 AM] James Anderson: if i had only just one dream
[12:18:32 AM] James Anderson: it would be to fly away on the wings of time
[12:18:38 AM] James Anderson: and then i can be in everywhen
[12:18:39 AM] James Anderson: eternuS
[12:18:55 AM] M. Warner: wrong!
[12:19:41 AM] James Anderson: one does not simply call eternuS "wrong"
[12:20:13 AM] M. Warner: except, I just did
[12:20:36 AM] James Anderson: WHAT?!?
[12:20:42 AM] James Anderson: oh, damn, it looks like you did
[12:20:49 AM] James Anderson: oh well
[12:20:57 AM] M. Warner: (sun)
[12:21:18 AM] James Anderson: now tell your associates to shut off this wind storm
[12:21:48 AM] M. Warner: not unless you release deported tricycles
[12:22:48 AM] *** James Anderson sent Deported Tricycles Preview.jpg Deported Tricycles Preview.jpg ***
[12:23:39 AM] M. Warner: why am I suspicious about that pic?
[12:23:55 AM] James Anderson: (sun)
[12:24:57 AM] M. Warner: then I'll tell them to burn your house down
[12:26:05 AM] M. Warner: (devil)
[12:26:59 AM] James Anderson: no matter how hard you huff or how hard you puff, you will never burn my house down!
[12:27:25 AM] M. Warner: did I mention that they're equipped with flamethrowers?
[12:27:58 AM] M. Warner: (sun)!
[12:28:47 AM] James Anderson: no, you didn't mention that
[12:29:02 AM] James Anderson: so your associates can't use them
[12:29:17 AM] James Anderson: all equipment must be documented in the discovery phase of the house burning
[12:29:17 AM | Edited 12:29:48 AM] M. Warner: oh. but they can!
[12:29:34 AM | Edited 12:29:44 AM] M. Warner: I trained them myself!
[12:29:34 AM] James Anderson: BUT THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES!
[12:29:58 AM] James Anderson: but did you take the i trained them yourself?
[12:30:40 AM] M. Warner: UM, your references don't work on me!
[12:32:34 AM] James Anderson: or do they?
[12:32:50 AM] M. Warner: no, they don't (sun)
[12:33:02 AM] James Anderson: they don't, but what am i?
[12:33:43 AM] M. Warner: also, your house just got burnt down
[12:33:45 AM] M. Warner: RIP
[12:34:10 AM] James Anderson: OMG
[12:34:33 AM] James Anderson: i was trying to get 4 houses so i could build a hotel
[12:34:35 AM] James Anderson: now i have to start all over
[12:34:39 AM] James Anderson: thanks michael
[12:34:44 AM] M. Warner: np!
[12:35:45 AM] James Anderson: p=np!
[12:36:15 AM] M. Warner: lolno!
[12:37:29 AM] James Anderson: well fine
[12:37:30 AM] James Anderson: be that way
[12:37:39 AM] M. Warner: (sun)
[12:39:07 AM] James Anderson: that was a fun conversation, M. Warner
[12:39:15 AM | Edited 12:39:37 AM] James Anderson: i think i had the upper hand most of the way but i didn't convert my advantage well enough
[12:39:19 AM] James Anderson: we'll call it a draw (handshake)
[12:39:34 AM] M. Warner: no
[12:39:44 AM] James Anderson: fine, we'll call it a win for me
[12:40:14 AM] M. Warner: pretty sure I had the advantage the whole time (sun)
[12:40:32 AM] James Anderson: but then you double faulted to put it back to deuce
[12:40:34 AM] James Anderson: and then i never looked back
[12:40:40 AM] M. Warner: false
[12:41:09 AM | Edited 12:41:16 AM] James Anderson: because unfortunately for you, deuces are not wild in this game! HAHAHAHAHA
[12:41:35 AM] M. Warner: except they are, J. Anderson!
[12:41:43 AM] M. Warner: (sun)(sun)(sun)(sun)(sun)(sun)!
[12:42:31 AM] James Anderson: that's Jan der Son to you
[12:42:38 AM] James Anderson: for the purposes of this conversation i am now dutch
[12:42:43 AM] M. Warner: no
[12:42:49 AM] James Anderson: w dutch
[12:42:52 AM] James Anderson: correct
[12:42:59 AM] M. Warner: wrong
[12:43:55 AM] James Anderson: every time you say "wrong", the lights in my house flicker
[12:43:58 AM] James Anderson: this must be a clue
[12:44:16 AM] James Anderson: you must be the secret boss behind W. R. Ong & Associates
[12:44:37 AM] M. Warner: even more wrong
[12:44:40 AM] James Anderson: unfortunately i cannot view the monster list for that level to verify that claim
[12:44:48 AM] James Anderson: but i'm sure you are the final name on that list
[12:45:02 AM] James Anderson: UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, A NEW BOSS CAN ALWAYS BE CREATED
[12:45:04 AM] M. Warner: there is no list for that level
[12:45:07 AM] James Anderson: I NOW HAVE MY MASTER PLAN
[12:45:13 AM] James Anderson: I MUST CREATE A CLONE MACHINE AND ACTIVATE IT
[12:45:31 AM] M. Warner: EXCEPT, I HAVE THE POWER TO DISABLE CLONE MACHINES
[12:45:40 AM] James Anderson: YOU HAVE WASTED ALL YOUR POWER ON BURNING DOWN MY HOUSE
[12:45:43 AM] James Anderson: WHICH BY THE WAY IS TAKING A LONG TIME
[12:45:44 AM] James Anderson: JUST TO LET YOU KNOW
[12:45:51 AM] M. Warner: I HAVE INFINITE POWER
[12:46:01 AM] James Anderson: I HAVE INFINITE CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:46:07 AM] M. Warner: SO DO I
[12:46:09 AM] M. Warner: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:46:13 AM] James Anderson: WHY ARE WE YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:46:23 AM] M. Warner: IDK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:47:59 AM] James Anderson: oh. maybe we should stop.
[12:48:06 AM] M. Warner: yeah
[12:48:49 AM] James Anderson: ok so i should probably evacuate my house now. thanks for the heads up on that. you are not all bad, M. Warner.
[12:49:17 AM] M. Warner: except, all exits and windows are blocked
[12:49:28 AM] M. Warner: J. Anderson
[12:52:00 AM | Edited 12:52:31 AM] James Anderson: good thing i built a secret clone machine connected to (0,32) with a buried clone-n at (0,0) just for this occasion!!

you see, i am 21 years old, and the index number for the exit tile is 21! this means i can create my own exit!!! *activates machine*

unfortunately this also means i have reset my age to 0. gotta go hibernate for 21 years to catch up on lost time. talk to you later