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As confirmed by CC2, Chip can reuse green keys indefinitely, and Melinda can use yellow keys indefinitely. This implies some connection between one's position in the gender spectrum and whether particularly colored keys one attempts to use on doors immediately disintegrate upon turning. This scientific diagram illustrates that theory:



The meaning of the black lines in this graph is unknown, and it is possible that they do not actually indicate anything and were included solely to make the graph look more detailed and sciencey. This is a hot topic of debate among the fake graph identification community.


Here's one of those lateral thinking puzzles: A man whistles the Power Rangers theme song. In three seconds he starts having stomach problems, and in five seconds he suddenly collapses dead of asphyxiation. How did that happen?