25-Mar-2012, 10:36 AM
The Ewoks scenes are almost worse than the Jabba scenes, not because they're cuddly, but because they're just ridiculous (with their chants and C-3PO's storytelling and all that nonsense).
The Emperor is so over-the-top it's amazing. It crosses the line from camp to a point where I just don't care. And then you have Vader saying crap like "Now his failure is complete," in the least intimidating voice you can imagine (like the Emperor, he speaks so slowly in ROTJ! Compare that with the way he rattles off commands in the opening scene of ANH!).
The Emperor is so over-the-top it's amazing. It crosses the line from camp to a point where I just don't care. And then you have Vader saying crap like "Now his failure is complete," in the least intimidating voice you can imagine (like the Emperor, he speaks so slowly in ROTJ! Compare that with the way he rattles off commands in the opening scene of ANH!).
Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat.