The doctor one did originate from Rock, but the phones one was a creation of my rage thanks to a rude ringing right as I got nailed by a tank or something in Think Tank. Hey, that alliterates quite well! However, I'm pretty sure I made both of them famous.
A future one from me definitely needs to be "If you are suffering Chinese Keyboard failures for more than 4 hours straight, get to a doctor right away 'cause you have swine flu.
A future one from me definitely needs to be "If you are suffering Chinese Keyboard failures for more than 4 hours straight, get to a doctor right away 'cause you have swine flu.