A Compilation of Entertaining Hints

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• That's not really the exit. You aren't really Chip McCallahan. This is all a dream. (TS0, level 34, Repugnant Nonsense) Hilarious!
  
• The mall is expensive, but you have to impress Melinda! Steal everything from the mall then hide in the maintenence room. (TS0, level 35, Rob the Mall) A great level idea.
  
• Dear Chip, I'm sorry I went crazy with chips. Melinda (TCCLP, level 6, Crazy With Chips and Monsters) Are you sorry you went crazy with monsters?
  
• Do NOT go in the teleporters. You can if you want to though. (TCCLP, level 56, Run!!!) Of course. You can also stall after opening the yellow lock in Bloblake.
  
• I tried to copy the real "Morton" but I messed up. I didn't feel like redoing it. (TCCLP, level 148, Invisible Morton) I presume you didn't know about the "copy level" function in ChipEdit?
  
• Welcome to part two of chip's challenge. I just wanted to keep on adding levels. (TCCLP, level 151, Little Tricky Key Puzzle) Shouldn't that have been for level 150?
  
• Dreaming of CC and not something else is pretty sad, but anyway, this is what I remember me dreaming once. (TCCLP, level 173, My Strange Dream) I also dreamed of a level once. It contained lots of water, ice slides with no corners and a teeth that must not drown.
  
• NOTE: This level is unorginal and may cause rare but serious side effects like dissiness, nausea, or high blood pressure. (TCCLP, level 341, Gravitational Force) AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
  
• This level is stupid. (TCCLPRejects, level 18, Fireball) And there is no hint.
  
• RIP
  
• JOHN A. FIREBALLMAY 31 1932 - AUGUST 7, 2009
  
  BELOVED HUSBAND AND FATHER (TCCLPRejects, level 22, Killing Creatures That Are Already Dead) Really funny.
  
  
  
• And you invited your teeth friends because you're such a sadistic asshole. (TCCLPRejects, level 76, Blobs Are the Worst Creatures So Let's Humiliate One) Oh. I didn't know Chip liked teeth.
  
• COLLECT CHIPS TO GET PAST THE CHIP SOCKET. USE KEYS TO OPEN DOORS. (TCCLPRejects, level 77, Lesson 1 If It Were in World 4 of Super Mario Bros. 3) I already knew that.
  
• The second worst level I've ever made. (TCCLPRejects, level 86, Thanks Teeth for Not Moving When I Ask You To) What is the absolute worst level?
  
• One day I will stop making multiple tank glitch levels, but Satan must instruct me to do so. (TCCLPRejects, level 87, Satan Is My Only True Friend) I guess he instructed you to, because you stopped.
  

Another one I liked, from TCCLP, was something like this: "Dear Chip, sorry about all the ice. I didn't take the time to melt it. Melinda"