31-Jan-2012, 3:31 PM
^^-cringe-
What do you call a blue snake
Bob
Why?
Cause that's his name.
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A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer go to a field. They see eight sheep and a ton of wooden fence. The mathematician suggests a small game; whoever can enclose all eight sheep using the shortest length of fence wins.
The engineer steps up first. He takes 24 pieces of fence and makes a square around the sheep. The others smile as he clears the fence and walks away.
Next, the physicist. He attempts to form a more rounded circle-like shape, pushing inwards. He uses 16 pieces of fence. The mathematician applauds and the physicist moves the fence again.
Finally, the mathematician steps forward. He takes three pieces of fence, and forms a triangle around himself. He then declares 'I'm on the outside'.
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Why are aspirins small white and round?
Because if they were big, grey and deformed they'd be elephants. =))
What do you call a blue snake
Bob
Why?
Cause that's his name.
--
A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer go to a field. They see eight sheep and a ton of wooden fence. The mathematician suggests a small game; whoever can enclose all eight sheep using the shortest length of fence wins.
The engineer steps up first. He takes 24 pieces of fence and makes a square around the sheep. The others smile as he clears the fence and walks away.
Next, the physicist. He attempts to form a more rounded circle-like shape, pushing inwards. He uses 16 pieces of fence. The mathematician applauds and the physicist moves the fence again.
Finally, the mathematician steps forward. He takes three pieces of fence, and forms a triangle around himself. He then declares 'I'm on the outside'.
--
Why are aspirins small white and round?
Because if they were big, grey and deformed they'd be elephants. =))
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You owe me $20.
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You owe me $20.
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