01-Feb-2012, 1:25 PM
Quote:Okay, if we're going in that direction...here's a favorite from my sister's first-graders:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
I don't care if this is "first-grade level humour." I laughed at it.
Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat.