Tell us a joke
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Quote:Why must one be patient when attempting to solve CCLP2 #142?
Quote:This was my joke, don't remember who guessed it. Okay, the answer is...

...

Because the password is WAYT.

(groans)


O... ... ... ... ... kay...... ... ... ...

Well ... that gives me courage to post this silly monstrosity:-



A blob, a bug and a paramecium walk into a bar and see a really hot fireball sitting all by herself.

So the blob crawls up to her and tries a really gooey pick up line.

"Get away from me, slimeball!" the fireball replies.

Then the bug goes up to her and, placing two forelegs on her shoulder says, "Can I buy you a rink?"

"Take your paws off me, you little creep!" says the fireball.

Finally, the paramecium slides up, and soon, he and the fireball are heading off together.

"Wait!" says the bug, "So I'm a creep, and he isn't?"

"Oh that's okay," replies the fireball, "He always follows the right path."
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Tell us a joke - by BitBuster - 18-Jan-2012, 5:46 PM
Tell us a joke - by AdrenalinDragon - 18-Jan-2012, 10:16 PM
Tell us a joke - by Lessinath - 18-Jan-2012, 10:26 PM
Tell us a joke - by jblewis - 18-Jan-2012, 11:24 PM
Tell us a joke - by BitBuster - 19-Jan-2012, 9:51 AM
Tell us a joke - by geodave - 19-Jan-2012, 11:08 AM
Tell us a joke - by ManipulatorGeneral - 19-Jan-2012, 1:55 PM
Tell us a joke - by quiznos00 - 19-Jan-2012, 3:19 PM
Tell us a joke - by PB_guy - 23-Jan-2012, 2:11 PM
Tell us a joke - by geodave - 23-Jan-2012, 4:03 PM
Tell us a joke - by rockdet - 26-Jan-2012, 2:56 PM
Tell us a joke - by BitBuster - 26-Jan-2012, 5:29 PM
Tell us a joke - by geodave - 26-Jan-2012, 6:10 PM
Tell us a joke - by Endy - 30-Jan-2012, 5:49 PM
Tell us a joke - by Flareon350 - 30-Jan-2012, 5:59 PM
Tell us a joke - by rockdet - 30-Jan-2012, 7:17 PM
Tell us a joke - by geodave - 30-Jan-2012, 8:39 PM
Tell us a joke - by Flareon350 - 30-Jan-2012, 8:52 PM
Tell us a joke - by ManipulatorGeneral - 30-Jan-2012, 11:16 PM
Tell us a joke - by BitBuster - 31-Jan-2012, 9:01 AM
Tell us a joke - by KeyboardWielder - 31-Jan-2012, 12:02 PM
Tell us a joke - by rockdet - 31-Jan-2012, 3:28 PM
Tell us a joke - by micronexer97 - 31-Jan-2012, 3:31 PM
Tell us a joke - by BitBuster - 31-Jan-2012, 8:39 PM
Tell us a joke - by geodave - 31-Jan-2012, 10:01 PM
Tell us a joke - by rockdet - 01-Feb-2012, 3:29 AM
Tell us a joke - by PB_guy - 01-Feb-2012, 12:25 PM
Tell us a joke - by KeyboardWielder - 01-Feb-2012, 12:49 PM
Tell us a joke - by BitBuster - 01-Feb-2012, 1:25 PM
Tell us a joke - by rockdet - 01-Feb-2012, 1:36 PM
Tell us a joke - by geodave - 01-Feb-2012, 8:42 PM
Tell us a joke - by KeyboardWielder - 02-Feb-2012, 12:26 PM
Tell us a joke - by BitBuster - 03-Feb-2012, 3:24 PM
Tell us a joke - by geodave - 03-Feb-2012, 4:28 PM
Tell us a joke - by BitBuster - 03-Feb-2012, 8:12 PM
Tell us a joke - by jblewis - 05-Feb-2012, 6:19 PM
Tell us a joke - by BitBuster - 05-Feb-2012, 6:32 PM
Tell us a joke - by Hornlitz - 20-Feb-2012, 1:54 AM
Tell us a joke - by Markus - 20-Feb-2012, 1:17 PM
Tell us a joke - by BitBuster - 21-Feb-2012, 9:02 AM
Tell us a joke - by rockdet - 11-Mar-2012, 4:44 PM
Tell us a joke - by Phazite - 11-Mar-2012, 11:07 PM
Tell us a joke - by BitBuster - 19-Mar-2012, 8:00 AM
Tell us a joke - by jblewis - 19-Mar-2012, 3:17 PM
Tell us a joke - by BitBuster - 19-Mar-2012, 4:02 PM
Tell us a joke - by geodave - 19-Mar-2012, 8:44 PM
Tell us a joke - by BitBuster - 20-Mar-2012, 8:10 AM
Tell us a joke - by Ida - 20-Mar-2012, 3:21 PM
Tell us a joke - by BitBuster - 20-Mar-2012, 6:15 PM
Tell us a joke - by Phazite - 20-Mar-2012, 6:16 PM
Tell us a joke - by geodave - 22-Mar-2012, 1:05 PM
Tell us a joke - by BitBuster - 22-Mar-2012, 1:10 PM
Tell us a joke - by jblewis - 23-Mar-2012, 9:30 PM
Tell us a joke - by BitBuster - 24-Mar-2012, 10:09 AM
Tell us a joke - by jblewis - 24-Mar-2012, 11:36 AM
Tell us a joke - by BitBuster - 24-Mar-2012, 11:53 AM
Tell us a joke - by Lessinath - 24-Mar-2012, 3:57 PM
Tell us a joke - by BitBuster - 24-Mar-2012, 7:22 PM
Tell us a joke - by random 8 - 02-Feb-2013, 8:54 PM
Tell us a joke - by random 8 - 23-Mar-2013, 1:25 AM
Tell us a joke - by jblewis - 23-Mar-2013, 8:49 AM
Tell us a joke - by random 8 - 25-Mar-2013, 11:06 PM
Tell us a joke - by rockdet - 26-Mar-2013, 12:44 AM
Tell us a joke - by Hash1 - 10-Jan-2014, 1:20 PM
Tell us a joke - by random 8 - 10-Jan-2014, 6:59 PM
Tell us a joke - by mobius - 10-Jan-2014, 7:20 PM
Tell us a joke - by random 8 - 06-Feb-2014, 1:30 AM
Tell us a joke - by quiznos00 - 06-Feb-2014, 9:27 AM
Tell us a joke - by jbdude55 - 06-Feb-2014, 12:03 PM
Tell us a joke - by mobius - 06-Feb-2014, 4:40 PM
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