Annoying things about Windows

[BitBuster]

I used to have a suite of Star Wars-related sounds for Windows, some of which were just battle noises. But the best ones were dialogue clips, like Han's "Don't get excited!" or Threepio's "Pay attention to what you're DO-ing!"

Which functions did you key those clips to?

Someone needs to make a TW sounds pack that's drawn from Star Wars. Or, perhaps better yet, a TW skin that replaces Chip with Luke, Teeth with stormtroopers, etc.