Tell us a joke

[KeyboardWielder]

Okay, if we're going in that direction...here's a favorite from my sister's first-graders:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Ooohhh, don't get me started in that direction... Here's my favorite (and I can't even explain why):-

There's this elephant climbing a tree.

Seeing him, the donkey sitting on top of the tree asks, "Hey elephant, why are you climbing this tree?"

"To eat mangoes," replies the elephant.

"But," the donkey says, "this is an apple tree..."

"I know," says the elephant, "I've brought my mangoes with me."