^You need to go to the local bookstore, or log onto Amazon, or wherever it is you purchase books, and buy some Calvin & Hobbes collections. Now.
Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat.
I like the one where he begs his dad to do a father-son thing with him, and then when the dad agrees, Calvin asks, "You're old enough to buy explosives and firearms, right?"
And then there's the one where he calls the hardware store and asks for "A catapult...you know, something that will deliver a 50-pound payload of snow onto a small feminine target."
Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat.
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I forgot about Susie!
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I dig the series in which they're assigned to work together on the same project. Calvin, of course, spends their entire time in the library making a dinosaur flipbook out of one of the reference materials.
During the presentation, he says something like, "Mercury is a registered trademark of Hallmark cards and services, and is a popular figure around the holiday season. Why they named a planet after this guy, I have no idea. Um, back to you, Susie."
Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat.