Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

[JDGP030302]

Well...Chip...

* Endured more than one chomp from some rather big monstrous chattering teeth.
* Had very close encounters with annoying big bugs.
* Endured two infamous levels full of green, soft, squishy, dangerous, not so huggable BLOBS.
* Suffered amnesia when trying to test a new clubhouse.
* For whatever reason wears some bright colored green pants.
* Is terrible at swimming.
* Suffered headaches in those force floor mazes. 
* Has been completely burnt more than once.
* Is a very fragile fellow, to the point of instantly exploding at the slightest touch.
* Has been under the authority of a rather eccentric test administrator with a rather stereotypical made up last name.
* Is the kind of guy that don't need anything more than a pat on the back.
* Received the aforementioned nickname (Computer Breath).
* Has to manage all those keys and items, wich sometimes include up to four completely different kinds of footwear!
* Have stressed both his intellect and muscles way too much in those clubhouses.
* Been horribly trapped in those pop up mazes. 
* Become way more famous in an admittedly butchered port of his original game.
* To be fair, most versions directly based on the Lynx original lacked scoring saving.
* The sequel was released 15 years after being developed, and it also shows signs of being made with basically no budget. 

 But at least, he got the girl of his dreams, it was worth the effort.

  In topic with the food and snacks question, what would you add to make a special hamburger?

 (Hey Hash, we seized total control of this tread for ONE page!)

[Hash1]

Dumb answer: Milk, pineapple, and Turmeric.

Not so dumb answer: Olives, Bacon, Red non-spicy pepper strips, a few jalapeños and sweet corn.

(Hey Hash, we seized total control of this tread for ONE page!)

Awesome! now we just need to do it again on each topic in this forum, and we'll conquer CCZone (meaning it will be ours)!


What if you wanted to go to heaven, but God said "This spot would be too obvious!"

?

[GavinD]

I would say "oh wow! God is a CC fan too, that's awesome!"

Are Chip and Peter Griffin the only people (fictional or real) who actually wear green pants?

[Phazite]

Nope! This green detective from Ghost Trick also wears green pants! Though... he also wears a green suit...



Why hasn't anyone invented an anti-hunger pill? 

[GavinD]

The Riddler too, but if you exclude characters who dress all in green it's hard to think of many.

Anti-hunger pills do exist! Speed/strong stimulants supress hunger and were used as diet pills a few decades back.

If Chip was a real person would he be the type of Nerd who goes to Comic Cons, or does he just like to play puzzle video games and do nerdy stuff like write code?

[JDGP030302]

Ugh, plan to take complete control of all CCZone completely shattered.

According to one message in CC1, it is official that he is of the kind that play games and write code.

Where is Chip Grove City located?

[Hash1]

Over der'

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What if you wanted to go to Heaven, but God said "You don't need the fire boots,  but they might be helpful later on" 
?

[JDGP030302]

You already used that one Hash. Oh yes, sure i will take the boots.

What do you think about this plot hole?
One of the messages in CC1 says that Melinda is the top scorer among the bit busters. In CC2 Melinda's abilities are different from Chip's and that includes interactions with objects and tiles from the original game, meaning that with her some CC1 levels can't even be completed (or worse, she can't even move from the first tile) or are completely flawed and it is posible to ignore the intended solution.

[MilkyWayWishes]

Quoting the Discord on that idea:
Indy
? if melinda can't use green keys infinitely, how did she solve lesson 1?
Dunsparce
Oh damn
eevee
she's trans

What number does eigth represent? It must be high up like the 90s or something cause I've never seen it outside CC.

[JDGP030302]

Probably one that lacks an ache?
   
What do you think about this theory?
The reason the level design in CC1 have an homogeneous style is because all the members of the Bit Busters were born in the same place, frequently share and debate ideas and in general have similar tastes. 
The reason the level design in CC2 is more heterogeneous is because the International Brain Game Club have members of a relatively large amount of countries and while in general all of them love puzzles most members have unique tastes.