Stop, Collaborate and Listen

[KeyboardWielder]

There should be an award for having no awards.

Agreed, but then it would be taken away the instant it was given ...

- Madhav.

[jblewis]

"IT'S A PARADOX THERE IS NO ANSWER!!!"

[Michael]

LOL

[mathgrant]

Let's have an award called "Bertrand Russel", awarded to everybody who hasn't won an award named after oneself.

[jblewis]

I think everyone should be capable of theoretically obtaining every award, though...

[Michael]

i'm not so sure about final destination and delivery ship, J.B

[BitBuster]

There should be an award for having no awards.

This. I'm still disappointed about being awarded an award I didn't apply for.

Let's have an award called "Bertrand Russel", awarded to everybody who hasn't won an award named after oneself.

This. Is. F---ing. Genius.

[geodave]

In college I wrote an essay entitled "Why I am not Bertrand Russell." Silly, but it was fun.

[BitBuster]

I'm still proud of the "I learned nothing in this class" essay I wrote as my final paper for freshman year English in high school. My teacher was sufficiently impressed that when we gave our oral presentations, she told everyone to listen carefully to my speech, "because he makes some really good points."

Apparently she appreciated someone telling her that she was a terrible teacher and taught me absolutely nothing.

[Lessinath]

That's someone who can handle criticism. And the best part is, writing something like that is a good thing as long as you write it in a respectful way.