Things that are broken around your house
#11
Quote:Everything works, except there is a very minor electrical code violation in the basement.


How minor?



Quote:Everything works, except about 206 bones inside of me Thumbs up


Which are the functioning bones?
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#12
Quote:How minor?





Which are the functioning bones?


None.
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#13
Are you missing five bones?
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#14
No, more than that probably.
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#15
Dare I ask?
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#16
Quote:How minor?


very minor. One of the runs of electrical conduit has 376 degrees of bends instead of the maximum allowed of 360.
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#17
My laptop is missing its "E" and "G" keys. Tongue
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#18
I ripped the T key off once then put it back on.
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#19
What's with these damaged laptop keys? How are you people typing?

I have to admit that I have no idea how electricity works...what are the possible consequences of those extra 16 degrees?



I tried heating my spaghetti on the stove this morning. I think I did something wrong, because I became violently ill afterwards and almost missed the bus. Of course, it could have been a side effect of the no-sleep thing I've got going here...
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#20
This is why I'm using a desktop or - in this case - my phone when posting here. Slight smile
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