Things that are broken around your house
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Things that are broken around your house
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10-Apr-2012, 7:15 PM
Quote:Everything works, except there is a very minor electrical code violation in the basement. How minor? Quote:Everything works, except about 206 bones inside of me Which are the functioning bones? Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat. 
10-Apr-2012, 7:16 PM
Quote:How minor? None.
10-Apr-2012, 7:25 PM
Are you missing five bones?
Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat.
10-Apr-2012, 7:26 PM
No, more than that probably.
10-Apr-2012, 7:27 PM
Dare I ask?
Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat. 
10-Apr-2012, 7:59 PM
Quote:How minor? very minor. One of the runs of electrical conduit has 376 degrees of bends instead of the maximum allowed of 360. Quote:You tested your own land mine. It worked! 
10-Apr-2012, 11:18 PM
My laptop is missing its "E" and "G" keys.
11-Apr-2012, 12:02 AM
I ripped the T key off once then put it back on.
11-Apr-2012, 8:03 AM
What's with these damaged laptop keys? How are you people typing?
I have to admit that I have no idea how electricity works...what are the possible consequences of those extra 16 degrees? I tried heating my spaghetti on the stove this morning. I think I did something wrong, because I became violently ill afterwards and almost missed the bus. Of course, it could have been a side effect of the no-sleep thing I've got going here... Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat. |
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