Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

[Hash1]

Only Keyboard Wielder can: his years of experience, his frog trainer liscence, and the very existence of that level, all prove it.

But anyways, I always considered frog/teeth to be a very unintelligent monster, unable to avoid suicide if Chip is in water, the teeth will just jump right in, or if Chip is behind a bomb (or in fire in MS). Anything goes when it comes to trying to catch Chip. It seems to be only capable of moving, eating, and breathing. It does, however, have a strong sense of smell for Chip, and can detect him even from an opposite corner within a level. However, this is handicapped by its 0 navigational skills. As long as there is something in between Chip and the frog, there will be no attempt at going around the obstacle.

Where did Melinda get a person-sized paramecium from?

[Gavin]

She was a good girl so Santa brought her one. Did I say Santa? I meant Satan, she does deals with him which actually makes her a bad girl.

Where do the frogs/teeth come from? Were they made in a lab? Are they Earth creatures who have been exposed to too much radiation? Or do they come from hell along with that human-sized paramecium and the human-sized bugs?

[Hash1]

Frogs/Teeth come from Denmark, they are native to a lake there. Only the last three months of their adult life they are about as tall as a person, but in their natural habitat, they never grow up to be that size, thanks to their natural predator, the Toads/Feet. In the clubhouse though, they don't have this predator, so exclusively in the clubhouse, they are seen in the full final size. This is also the stage when they can no longer swim, which is why they drown in water.
How they got to the clubhouse is another thing. When the clubhouse was in development, the fire boots were imported from Denmark, so a few Frogs/Teeth made it into the ship full of fire boots.
Luckily, though, the creatures in the clubhouse have never escaped it. If some Frogs/Teeth were to exit the clubhouse and spread around the world, we'd be invaded by these things, and the only thing we could do against this plague, would be to jump in the nearest body of water, and wait for them to follow us in, and drown.
Why doesn't Chip spend some time learning/practicing Parkour? It would make levels a lot easier.

[Gavin]

Because Chip is a nerdy wuss. He gets through the clubhouse using brainpower alone instead of brawn. The frogs/teeth are also big wusses as well despite their scary appearance, and if you were to shout at one it would turn and run. Chip would never find this out however since he would never be brave enough to try it.
One of the Clubhouse management has been murdered! The suspects are a frog, a blue spy, one of the stuntmen who flies a glider, and a tank driver. And what was the cause of death? Hit over the head with a heavy fireboot, crushed by a block, driven over by a tank or put on force-floors that spun him round and round until he died of vertigo? Can you solve this mystery? Perhaps there will be clues at those hint tiles?

[ncrecc]

Tune in next week for the thrilling conclusion! Same Chip-time, same Chip-channel!
(The murderer is revealed to be the stuntman, who was quickly found out upon the revelation that gliders fly themselves and the Bit Busters have no need for stuntmen. He tricked the management into entering a blue teleporter wired to a not gate with no matching teleporter.)

What does it mean to bust a bit? Is that a sexual thing? Is Chip's Challenge a porno game?

[Rudostolfo]

Not necessarily, although some people could interpret it as such. To bust a bit means to bust a little bit (as in a small amount). That means being like CJ: busta, straight busta! (but not a lot though, just a little busta). Therefore, the Bit Busters club is full of slightly backstabbing individuals.

Why do bombs in CC2 make a sound sort of like paper being ripped?

[ncrecc]

Because they inherit the SFX from when you touch a monster, which inherits the SFX from when you run out of time, which inherits the SFX from when an ice block is pushed into fire, which inherits the SFX from bombs exploding.

I know you are, but what am I?

[Hash1]

A pluricellular animal.

When are we going to get a pedantic MS mode for Tile World, ya know, where the controls aren’t so stiff, more similar to CHIPS.EXE ?

[vortex178]

It will feature in the premiere release of Tile World 3, which shall be released as soon as Næmuti reports her score on The End of All Time.

What is Chips9, and how is it related to Covid19?

[ncrecc]

Chips9 is the ninth installment in the Chip's Challenge series. It's a visual novel about Chip McCallahan beating up people who have COVID-19 in hopes of blocking the spread of the virus. I mean, what did you expect from the owner of this shit-eating grin?



When's Chuck's Challenge 4D