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I spell it different every time. LOL
I mostly just call them "weenie dogs".
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29-Mar-2012, 11:04 PM
(This post was last modified: 29-Mar-2012, 11:05 PM by BigOto2.)
I'm not a dachshund fan, as many bark their heads off at every knocking/doorbell noise they hear. I have one and he is the worst behaved dog I have EVER known:
- Bites
- Barks all the time
- Steals food from other dog
- Steals food off table
- Poops in house
- Pees when excited
- Injured other dog
Sorry, just had to vent for the humor. This is not a stereotype, as I know some which are much better.
...and of course, their owners are inevitably apologists in the worst sense possible. Oh, their dog can bark you awake at three in the morning. Their dog doesn't need to be on a leash. Their dog can crap in your yard. Etc.
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Quote:I'm not a dachshund fan, as many bark their heads off at every knocking/doorbell noise they hear. I have one and he is the worst behaved dog I have EVER known:
- Bites
- Barks all the time
- Steals food from other dog
- Steals food off table
- Poops in house
- Pees when excited
- Injured other dog
Sorry, just had to vent for the humor. This is not a stereotype, as I know some which are much better.
I concur they may do most of these things (mine are lazy about going outside, and bark a lot), but STEALS FOOD OFF THE TABLE? Do you live in a Japanese house?
One of the nice things is that they can't reach the counter (unlike the Beagle, who steals everything). A lot of dogs may hurt each other -- but it's the non-dachshunds in my house that do that (on rare occasions) -- they tend to attack the oldest dog. It's weird.
Also, the young ones will stand in a circle and bark about nothing. It's hilarious but annoying.
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Zane Kuecks
I like cats, and I like dogs, but overall I am a cat person.
Meow!