Yeah me too.
Okay, granted, Corrupt-a-wish, Everyone is Administrator, and Hurt and Heal: Locations get locked instead.
(I originally typed licked instead of locked. 
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I wish wishes were incorruptible.
46 days later: And that someone would post in this thread.
64 days: still waiting...
78 days: Oh, I thought of a better corruption: Instead of being locked, it's deleted completely, and everyone who posted in it is banned.
101 days: Wonder how long I can keep this up?
162 days: ...
365 days: Wow, a whole year.
459 days: I wish for all the violins to stop and for whirled peas.
490 days: I'm going crazy sitting here alone at the end of this thread! I'm gonna start
spouting off trochees soon!
495 days: CHALLENGE SILLY DANCER RUBBER WALKER BUTTON RANDOM TWILIGHT SPARKLE DESERT WONDER PLUTO
518 days: ...
537 days: ...
592 days: Dum-dum-deedle-dee-diddle-doo-dum
647 days: Y'know, it actually is kind of peaceful sitting here at the end of the thread, gazing out over the emptiness.
737 days: Over two years now.
790 days: Like sitting on the edge of a cliff, looking out over the ocean, watching the seagulls.
796 days: Though seagulls can be noisy.
1000 days: Ten hundred days. Been a long time.
1001 days: I'll be sitting here until I'm old.
1002 days: I'll be sitting here until Ragnarök.
1003 days: I'll be sitting here until the sun turns into a red giant and swallows up the earth.
1004 days: I'll be sitting here until the stars die and the universe goes dark.
1005 days: I'll be sitting here until the rock in the land of Svithjod has been worn away.
1024 days: Two to the tenth!
1045 days: It occurs to me that the fact that my wish for wishes to be incorruptible has never been corrupted could be taken as fulfillment of my wish.
1096 days: Three. Three years.
1136 days: I mean, think of it! My wish is the only one in this thread that hasn't been corrupted!
1155 days: I HAVE BEATEN THE ODDS!
1167 days: (Poor odds.)
1285 days: Oh hey, it's been 1285 days!
1292 days: Not that there's anything particularly significant about that milestone.
1297 days: I just felt like mentioning it.
1303 days: And really, what's so special about any of these milestones anyway?
1310 days: 1000 is just a number whose prime factorization consists entirely of 2's and 5's.
1315 days: While 1024 consists entirely of 2's.
1318 days: The forum got updated and now all the lines after 1002 days are double-spaced.
1323 days: And 365 days is just when the Earth happens to be in approximately the same location relative to the sun as when I first posted.
1344 days: See, there's really no point to any of this.
1352 days: I'm just pointlessly editing an old forum post, just because I feel like it.
1358 days: All is vanity and grasping for the wind.
1461 days: Four orbits!
1740 days: Oh look, I can make lines single-spaced by pressing shift+enter rather than just enter.
1744 days: This is an important discovery which will go down in history as my great contribution to humanity's knowledge.
1753 days: Though it still doesn't explain why the lines were single-spaced before 1003 days.
1759 days: Now, I could go back and change all those lines to single-spaced.
1766 days: I'm not going to, though.
1779 days: I'll leave it the way it is for posterity.
1828 days: Five years.
1832 days: (And two days. Six now.)
1835 days: That's
half a decade!
1845 days: It's a twentieth of a century!
1851 days: More than a fifth of my life so far!
1863 days: It's a long time.
2120 days: And it keeps getting longer.
2146 days: Hi on the new forum!
2192 days: Aaaand six years.
2213 days: Funny, I can still make new lines single-spaced, but all the old ones are double-spaced now.
2270 days: The quirks of forum software.
2382 days: The inscrutable machinations of electronical computational devices.
2473 days: There's an old version of one popular forum software in which two posts in a thread can actually change their order in certain circumstances.
2495 days: I've seen this cause confusion, hilarity, and even drama.
2505 days: Sometimes our
carefully organized sand behaves in mysterious ways.
2517 days: (That's the second time I've linked to xkcd here...)
2557 days: Wow, a whole week!
2564 days: Of years, that is.
2598 days: That'd be 365 of the normal ones, I guess.
2633 days: Plus a couple extra days due to leap years.
2767 days: Yes, I'm playing fast and loose with time units.
2795 days: A week of years is an ancient concept, though.
2875 days: Mentioned in the bible, for example.
2889 days: Anyways...
2922 days: We have reached the eighth year.
2944 days: Or the eigth year, maybe.
2976 days: (Y'know, like in that CC1 level where it's misspelled.)
2991 days: Actually, I think I made a fencepost error.
2998 days: When eight years have passed, that's actually the
end of the eighth year.
3005 days: So it would've been more accurate to say that we have reached the
ninth year.
3141 days: Ooh, ⌊1000π⌋ days!
3156 days: Now if I was
really dedicated I would've waited until it was
exactly 3141.5926535897... days to make that edit.
3167 days: Alas, my dedication does not extend that many decimal places.
3183 days: I would've had to edit it ten minutes before midnight to do it right.
3200 days: Oh well.
3287 days: Now it's been nine years, i.e. nine years have passed and we are entering the TENTH YEAR wow!!!
3396 days: Maybe I should plan a party.
3603 days: That's a lot of work though.
3648 days: Ooh, here we go...
3649 days: It has been...
3650 days: ...a whole...
3651 days: ...entire...
3653 days: ...DECADE!!!
3683 days: So, um...
