Corrupt-a-wish
#1
Here you have to grant the wish of the last poster, but enonciate a bad consequence of it so that it's corrupted. (In the form of "Granted, but [insert very bad thing]". Then you make a wish. START!

I wish I had time to optimize CC.
Hello'v'ryone's'is' rockdet Ænigma Mælström (any word with æ because it's funny), master of non sequitur buckets!
My YouTube Channel
Rock-Alpha(It's a great game, Bill) 65 levels, including "Voices" and the world-infamous famous "Bloblake"!
Rock-Beta (You should try it, Bill) 50 levels, including "Unicorn Rabbit" and "The Sedna Suite" odyssey!
Rock-Gamma (Woah, really, Bill?!) 40 levels, including "Uncle duo ha ha ha ha ha" and many other surprises and what the actual f*** moments!
Teeth "We are after all in the future, where the past is king and the paste is ming." -raocow
Reply
#2
Granted, but you will be forced to optimize Blobnet, Blobdance, and Bloblake fully before anything else.

I wish CC2 were released soon.
Reply
#3
Granted, but it costs $150.

I wish CCLP3 was easier.
Hello'v'ryone's'is' rockdet Ænigma Mælström (any word with æ because it's funny), master of non sequitur buckets!
My YouTube Channel
Rock-Alpha(It's a great game, Bill) 65 levels, including "Voices" and the world-infamous famous "Bloblake"!
Rock-Beta (You should try it, Bill) 50 levels, including "Unicorn Rabbit" and "The Sedna Suite" odyssey!
Rock-Gamma (Woah, really, Bill?!) 40 levels, including "Uncle duo ha ha ha ha ha" and many other surprises and what the actual f*** moments!
Teeth "We are after all in the future, where the past is king and the paste is ming." -raocow
Reply
#4
Granted, but it's extended to 1,490 levels.

I wish blobs were less annoying.
Quote:You tested your own land mine. It worked!
Reply
#5
Granted, Melinda has replaced every blob appearance for 2 walkers.

I wish I had a dog named Bill.
Hello'v'ryone's'is' rockdet Ænigma Mælström (any word with æ because it's funny), master of non sequitur buckets!
My YouTube Channel
Rock-Alpha(It's a great game, Bill) 65 levels, including "Voices" and the world-infamous famous "Bloblake"!
Rock-Beta (You should try it, Bill) 50 levels, including "Unicorn Rabbit" and "The Sedna Suite" odyssey!
Rock-Gamma (Woah, really, Bill?!) 40 levels, including "Uncle duo ha ha ha ha ha" and many other surprises and what the actual f*** moments!
Teeth "We are after all in the future, where the past is king and the paste is ming." -raocow
Reply
#6
Quote:Granted, Melinda has replaced every blob appearance for 2 walkers.

I wish I had a dog named Bill.


Granted, but then the Bill jokes in your LP's will no longer be funny because of barking interruptions.

I wish CCLP1 were a set with ONLY all of my levels and nothing else.

(These don't have to be serious wishes, right?)
Reply
#7
Granted, but no one plays it.

I wish I had more patience.
Hello'v'ryone's'is' rockdet Ænigma Mælström (any word with æ because it's funny), master of non sequitur buckets!
My YouTube Channel
Rock-Alpha(It's a great game, Bill) 65 levels, including "Voices" and the world-infamous famous "Bloblake"!
Rock-Beta (You should try it, Bill) 50 levels, including "Unicorn Rabbit" and "The Sedna Suite" odyssey!
Rock-Gamma (Woah, really, Bill?!) 40 levels, including "Uncle duo ha ha ha ha ha" and many other surprises and what the actual f*** moments!
Teeth "We are after all in the future, where the past is king and the paste is ming." -raocow
Reply
#8
Granted, but all the levels you play from now on are only five seconds long.

I wish Japanese Game Show were in CCLP3.
You should probably be playing CC2LP1.

Or go to the Chip's Challenge Wiki.
Reply
#9
Quote:Granted, but no one plays it.

I wish I had more patience.


Granted, but you will be over-patient and take a whole year to complete Blobdance.

I wish YouTube didn't have so many spambots.

EDIT: Ninja'd there.



Quote:Granted, but all the levels you play from now on are only five seconds long.

I wish Japanese Game Show were in CCLP3.


Granted, but then CCLP3 would take 1,000,000 years to fully optimize on all levels that don't involve randomness.

I wish YouTube didn't have so many spambots.
Reply
#10
Granted, but you will lose viewers every day for a month.



I wish I could get in the top 10 for CCLP2.
CC1
JoshL1 / JoshL2 / JoshL3 / JoshL4 / JoshL5 / JoshL6 / JoshL7 / WoCCLP3 / ???
JCCLP1 / JCCLP2 / JCCLP3 / JoshL0
JoshL / JCCLPRejects

Total: Too many but presumably over 1400

CC2
Flareon1 / Flareon2
FlareonRejects

Total: 75+

Flareon Flareon Flareon Flareon Flareon
Reply


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 3 Guest(s)