Corrupt-a-wish

[lookatthis]

Granted. Now no one can wish for anything else in this thread because they have to wish what you wished.

I wish that wishes weren't repeated in this thread.

[Earthling]

Granted, but then you can't think of a wish that hasn't been said in the past 14 pages.

I wish for snow.

[ajmiam]

Granted. It snows in Antarctica.

I wish I were more motivated (and, for the next few days, able) to play/stream CCLP1 candidates before the voting period ends.

[daud]

Granted, but your computer got broken

I wish I can play Minecraft again

[Earthling]

Granted, but then you can no longer play Chip's Challenge.

I wish for Mars to be terraformed.

[Flareon350]

Granted but then the planet explodes.

I wish people would play H&H: JCCLP some more.

[chipster1059]

Granted but then the planet explodes.

I wish people would play H&H: JCCLP some more.

Granted, but not enough people played JCCLP to begin with.

I wish someone would patch another unused tile.

[BigOto2]

Granted, but it turns out the unused tile was used for a super-secret internal function that causes the game to crash whenever you open a socket.

I wish people would stop denying global warming.

[random 8]

Granted, but now everyone thinks it's a good thing.

I wish i weren't so tired right now.

[ajmiam]

Granted, but you can't fall asleep tonight, and you end up just as tired this time tomorrow.

I wish I didn't have to go back to college in just 3 days.