Corrupt-a-wish
Granted. They now post 4-6 times within a few hours of one of your posts before letting the topic sink down the board for another week until you post again.

I wish the lesson levels were included in the CC1 Hurt and Heal thread.
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Granted, but all they do is prolong the game because everyone but you does nothing but hurt them until they're all gone.

I wish Dave and Rock would visit CCZone again. (They haven't been active since January.)
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Granted, but then Josh stops visiting.

I wish the Double the Last Number thread would get posted in more often.
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Granted, but every new post has an error.

I wish the CC Zone themes came back.
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Granted, but they would not be available in your country.

I wish people considered this wish clever and voted up on it.
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Granted, but Tom will consider it illegitimate and revoke it.

I wish I didn't have a 10-page paper due next week.
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Granted. It has turned into a 15-page paper due tomorrow, so you no longer have a 10-page paper due next week.

I wish the Guess the Next Poster thread didn't get locked.
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Consistent Inconsistency (ongoing), my main CC1 custom set. (discussion)
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Yeah me too.

Okay, granted, Corrupt-a-wish, Everyone is Administrator, and Hurt and Heal: Locations get locked instead.
(I originally typed licked instead of locked. Tongue )

I wish wishes were incorruptible.

46 days later: And that someone would post in this thread.

64 days: still waiting...

78 days: Oh, I thought of a better corruption: Instead of being locked, it's deleted completely, and everyone who posted in it is banned.

101 days: Wonder how long I can keep this up?

162 days: ...

365 days: Wow, a whole year.

459 days: I wish for all the violins to stop and for whirled peas.

490 days: I'm going crazy sitting here alone at the end of this thread! I'm gonna start spouting off trochees soon!

495 days: CHALLENGE SILLY DANCER RUBBER WALKER BUTTON RANDOM TWILIGHT SPARKLE DESERT WONDER PLUTO

518 days: ...

537 days: ...

592 days: Dum-dum-deedle-dee-diddle-doo-dum

647 days: Y'know, it actually is kind of peaceful sitting here at the end of the thread, gazing out over the emptiness.

737 days: Over two years now.

790 days: Like sitting on the edge of a cliff, looking out over the ocean, watching the seagulls.

796 days: Though seagulls can be noisy.

1000 days: Ten hundred days. Been a long time.

1001 days: I'll be sitting here until I'm old.

1002 days: I'll be sitting here until Ragnarök.

1003 days: I'll be sitting here until the sun turns into a red giant and swallows up the earth.

1004 days: I'll be sitting here until the stars die and the universe goes dark.

1005 days: I'll be sitting here until the rock in the land of Svithjod has been worn away.

1024 days: Two to the tenth!

1045 days: It occurs to me that the fact that my wish for wishes to be incorruptible has never been corrupted could be taken as fulfillment of my wish.

1096 days: Three. Three years.

1136 days: I mean, think of it! My wish is the only one in this thread that hasn't been corrupted!

1155 days: I HAVE BEATEN THE ODDS!

1167 days: (Poor odds.)

1285 days: Oh hey, it's been 1285 days!

1292 days: Not that there's anything particularly significant about that milestone.

1297 days: I just felt like mentioning it.

1303 days: And really, what's so special about any of these milestones anyway?

1310 days: 1000 is just a number whose prime factorization consists entirely of 2's and 5's.

1315 days: While 1024 consists entirely of 2's.

1318 days: The forum got updated and now all the lines after 1002 days are double-spaced. Raised eyebrow

1323 days: And 365 days is just when the Earth happens to be in approximately the same location relative to the sun as when I first posted.

1344 days: See, there's really no point to any of this.

1352 days: I'm just pointlessly editing an old forum post, just because I feel like it.

1358 days: All is vanity and grasping for the wind.

1461 days: Four orbits!

1740 days: Oh look, I can make lines single-spaced by pressing shift+enter rather than just enter.

1744 days: This is an important discovery which will go down in history as my great contribution to humanity's knowledge.

1753 days: Though it still doesn't explain why the lines were single-spaced before 1003 days.

1759 days: Now, I could go back and change all those lines to single-spaced.

1766 days: I'm not going to, though.

1779 days: I'll leave it the way it is for posterity.

1828 days: Five years.

1832 days: (And two days. Six now.)

1835 days: That's half a decade!

1845 days: It's a twentieth of a century!

1851 days: More than a fifth of my life so far!

1863 days: It's a long time.

2120 days: And it keeps getting longer.
2146 days: Hi on the new forum!
2192 days: Aaaand six years.
2213 days: Funny, I can still make new lines single-spaced, but all the old ones are double-spaced now. Confused
2270 days: The quirks of forum software.
2382 days: The inscrutable machinations of electronical computational devices.
2473 days: There's an old version of one popular forum software in which two posts in a thread can actually change their order in certain circumstances.
2495 days: I've seen this cause confusion, hilarity, and even drama.
2505 days: Sometimes our carefully organized sand behaves in mysterious ways.
2517 days: (That's the second time I've linked to xkcd here...)
2557 days: Wow, a whole week!
2564 days: Of years, that is.
2598 days: That'd be 365 of the normal ones, I guess.
2633 days: Plus a couple extra days due to leap years.
2767 days: Yes, I'm playing fast and loose with time units.
2795 days: A week of years is an ancient concept, though.
2875 days: Mentioned in the bible, for example.
2889 days: Anyways...
2922 days: We have reached the eighth year.
2944 days: Or the eigth year, maybe.
2976 days: (Y'know, like in that CC1 level where it's misspelled.)
2991 days: Actually, I think I made a fencepost error.
2998 days: When eight years have passed, that's actually the end of the eighth year.
3005 days: So it would've been more accurate to say that we have reached the ninth year.
3141 days: Ooh, ⌊1000π⌋ days!
3156 days: Now if I was really dedicated I would've waited until it was exactly 3141.5926535897... days to make that edit.
3167 days: Alas, my dedication does not extend that many decimal places.
3183 days: I would've had to edit it ten minutes before midnight to do it right.
3200 days: Oh well.
3287 days: Now it's been nine years, i.e. nine years have passed and we are entering the TENTH YEAR wow!!!
3396 days: Maybe I should plan a party.
3603 days: That's a lot of work though.
3648 days: Ooh, here we go...
3649 days: It has been...
3650 days: ...a whole...
3651 days: ...entire...
3653 days: ...DECADE!!!
3683 days: So, um...
3709 days: yeah time passes, that's a thing.
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