Corrupt-a-wish

[random 8]

Granted. Tomorrow. Maybe.

Granted but-- but-- There seems to be an invisible force pushing my fingers away from the keyboard!

I was expecting something like "That is your last wish" or "They can't be granted anymore."

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I wish i weren't as shy irl as i am now.

[M11k4]

I wish I would stop procrastinating.

Granted, but then you'd become really shy in real life.

I wish i weren't as shy irl as i am now.

Granted, but then you'd start procrastinating too much.


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I wish nobody will reply to this post.

[random 8]

"Granted." - nobody

I wish i could think of something to wish for right now besides this wish.

[BigOto2]

Granted. In fact, I don't really need to grant it because you did it for yourself: You just thought of the sentence "something to wish for right now besides this wish."

I wish March were always sunny and above 60 like all the media hypes it up to be.

[random 8]

Ahem, "besides this wish"...

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Granted, but then global warming accelerates thanks to your wish.

I wish i weren't allergic to cats.

[ajmiam]

Granted. You are now allergic to dogs, wolves, foxes, raccoons, deer, bears, mice, hamsters, gerbils, rats, rabbits, groundhogs, gophers, moles, voles, bats, cows, horses, donkeys, mules, goats, yaks, zebras, monkeys, gorillas, lemurs, sloths, orangutans, chimpanzees, moose, elk, antelope, buffalo, wildebeest, elephants, platypuses, and kangaroos, along with all kinds of birds, lizards, snakes, turtles, tortoises, iguanas, Komodo dragons, alligators, crocodiles, frogs, toads, tadpoles, salamanders, newts, every imaginable species of fish, crabs, lobsters, clams, oysters, seals, dolphins, and whales but you are no longer allergic to cats.

I wish I knew more people at my college who liked making CC levels.

[random 8]

Granted. You now know more people at your college who liked making Castle Crashers levels.

I wish i weren't allergic to dogs, wolves, foxes, raccoons, deer, bears, mice, hamsters, gerbils, rats, rabbits, groundhogs, gophers, moles, voles, bats, cows, horses, donkeys, mules, goats, yaks, zebras, monkeys, gorillas, lemurs, sloths, orangutans, chimpanzees, moose, elk, antelope, buffalo, wildebeest, elephants, platypuses, kangaroos, all kinds of birds, lizards, snakes, turtles, tortoises, iguanas, Komodo dragons, alligators, crocodiles, frogs, toads, tadpoles, salamanders, newts, every imaginable species of fish, crabs, lobsters, clams, oysters, seals, dolphins, or whales, or re-gain my allergy to cats.

[M11k4]

Granted, but now cats are allergic to you and die when you come close.

from the chat:

I wish I could coerce people to optimize more in lynx, particularly cc1 and cclp3.

[Michael]

Granted, but then less people would be interested in the competitions.

I wish that easter went on forever.

[Earthling]

Granted, then you never have Christmas.

I wish two people building a sandcastle (some of you might know what I'm referring to) would FINISH ALREADY so I could get back to more important things.

Granted, but then you'd become really shy in real life.

I already am...