Corrupt-a-wish

[random 8]

Granted, and then someone kicks it down 30 seconds after it's finished and they have to redo all of it.

I wish i won first place in one of these competitions already.

[ajmiam]

Granted, you won because nobody else bothered to submit anything.

I wish I knew more people in real life at my college who liked making Chip's Challenge levels. (No ambiguous abbreviations this time!)

[Earthling]

Granted; they all make levels based off of Caves.

I wish I could think of another wish.

Granted, and then someone kicks it down 30 seconds after it's finished and they have to redo all of it.

They're knocking it down with a trebuchet.

[random 8]

Granted, but you've forgotten it already.

I wish this wish will get corrupted.

Granted; they all make levels based off of Caves.

And that's bad?

They're knocking it down with a trebuchet.

Okay, um...your "more important things" can no longer be accomplished or attended to for one reason or another.

[Earthling]

And that's bad?

Well, levels 1-9 of his bottom 10 all say Caves, so he apparently thinks so.

I wish this wish will get corrupted.

Granted; it gets corrupted so badly that you never want to return to the internet again for fear of the absolute, terrifying corruption that occurred to your wish.

I wish I had more important things to do than watch sandcastles and corrupt wishes.

[random 8]

Already granted. You're just procrastinating on them, remember? (and you'll never stop procrastinating, now that you've wished it in this thread)

Key Thief (I wish it was implanted in MSCC)

Granted, but then MSCC as we know it has many more glitches because time spent play-testing the game was given up to make the tile.

I wish everyone in the world would and will communicate (which includes understanding of messages by both parties) to each other in the same language.

[Earthling]

Granted. Now go learn Ithkuil.

I wish procrastination was more difficult than non-procrastination.

[IceyLava108]

Granted, and now you recieve 3x the work you normally procrastinate against.

I wish that someone would realize that it doesn't just say "I wish that"

[random 8]

Granted, but you already realize that, so i don't really need to grant it. q:


I wish my sleep schedule wasn't so off.

[IceyLava108]

Granted, but then you have random back problems every now and then each morning.

I wish I could stop time for however long I wanted, but I could still move around and interact with things.