Corrupt-a-wish

[IceyLava108]

granted, but then you don't make them for a few days and forget them.

I wish I could make a really good sokoban. Because all of mine suck.

[Markus]

Granted, but it requires a 33x33 area.

I wish I was more interested in CC again.

[random 8]

Granted, for 60 seconds.

I wish Global Warming would hurry up already.

[Michael]

Granted, then the earth would have another Ice Age.

I wish that I could have holidays all year round.

[BigOto2]

Granted, but then you would run out of money because you don't have an education to get a good job.

I wish I could erase certain events from my past entirely. More specifically, something that happened 368 days ago, including the one leap year day.

[Michael]

Granted, but then you would lose all your memories (even the good ones).

I wish that poverty never existed.

[random 8]

Granted, but then heart attacks and obesity increase 10000-fold.

I wish Hitler won WWII.

[Michael]

Granted, but then the everyone on earth perishes.

I wish that there were no wars.

[random 8]

Granted, but then freedom gets eliminated because any deviation from the norm is perceived by the government(s) as an attempted rebellion.

I wish my wishes couldn't be corrupted.

[Earthling]

Granted but-- but-- There seems to be an invisible force pushing my fingers away from the keyboard!

I wish I would stop procrastinating.