Corrupt-a-wish

[Markus]

Granted, you never return from your next vacation.

I wish I could think of ideas for the second half of this level.

[Lessinath]

Granted, but they can't fit in the space left over from the first half.

I wish blobs always moved the same way between attempts on a level.

[rockdet]

Granted but it's always in a way that makes the level unsolvable.

I wish I met an available gamer woman to fit my personnality.

[BitBuster]

Granted, but then you find out that she's gay.



I wish I hadn't just wasted my entire afternoon playing blitz chess against Shredder.

[Lessinath]

Granted, but instead you spent it trying to beat Walker Rage (if you havn't played this level of mine, it makes bloblake look predictable and forgiving).

I wish i didn't have a headache.

[BitBuster]

Granted, but then you feel nauseous and you're unable to sleep.



I wish I hadn't spent the past hour debating the virtues (or lack thereof) of Return Of The Jedi.

[IceyLava108]

Granted, but then you spend the next five hours debating all the other Star Wars episodes.

I wish I knew CCLP2 and CCLP3 like I know CC1.

[BitBuster]

Granted, but then you realize that you "know" Checkerboard, and this causes your brain to implode.



I wish I was finished with my class project.

[IceyLava108]

Granted, but it's really sloppy.

I wish I could throw a baseball and it broke a window and I made someone rage.

[BitBuster]

Granted, but then you realize that it was a baseball signed by Babe Ruth, and the joke's on you.



I wish I had something better to do with my time than post online.