Corrupt-a-wish

[Chipwoodstock]

Granted, but hitler killed every human or made them his slaves.

I wish I had no wish.

[IceyLava108]

Granted, but then you disappear completely and happen to never be found.

I wish that my wish wished a wish.

[pillowpc2001]

Granted - your wish wishes a terrible wish which is then corrupted into an even more terrible wish.

I wish unhealthy foods/drinks were actually healthy, and vice versa.

[lookatthis]

Granted, obesity kicks in.

I wish constructing a pipe would be easier.

[IceyLava108]

granted, but then suddenly Pipe Dream has been wiped from the face of every still operational model of Windows 3.1 through XP on the face of the planet!

I wish that Chip was more intelligent sometimes.

[M11k4]

Granted, but the times he is "intelligent sometimes" is when you are not at the computer.

I wish boarder patrol wasn't allowed into banana bread factories in China.

[James]

I wish boarder patrol wasn't allowed into banana bread factories in China.

Granted, but then you aren't allowed in either.


I wish I could secede my room from the rest of Canada and create my own separate country.

[random 8]

Granted, but then Canada declares war on your room.

I wish i had my driver's license already.

[IceyLava108]

Granted, but then it disappears completely and will never be found.

I wish for the stuff of things, or alternatively, the thing of stuff.

[mobius]

granted, but all the stuff was delivered to a place

I wish I had a little gipsy in my pocket