Corrupt-a-wish

[IceyLava108]

granted, but then people go back to CCLP1 and refuse to play CCLP4 for half as much time.

Also, the TW copyright thing wasn't describing the picture of the Kayu interface tileset on All Full, it was a corrupt wish.

I wish for five-six.

[Hash1]

Granted, you get a five month jail sentence and, after you get out, you get six girlfriends, money-hungry girlfriends.

I wish I had a beer.

[random 8]

Granted, but you spill all of it immediately after receiving it.

I wish Hitler won World War II.

[IceyLava108]

Me too. Granted.

I wish wishes weren't so corrupt.

[random 8]

Granted. It's just the granters that are all corrupted.

I wish wishes weren't so corruptible.

[IceyLava108]

granted, but then life becomes even more corruptible than it already can be.

I wish the temperature wasn't displayed to be 97 degrees today, with a heat index of 102.

[Earthling]

Granted, your thermometer is broken and reads 60, while the actual temperature is 200.

I wish people around here knew what a molpy is.

[lookatthis]

Granted, but afterwards the Chip's Challenge Community will get brain washed.

I wish the United States had better security.

[Earthling]

Granted, the U.S. is now guarded by an army of molpies that lock you in your basement if you try to leave.

Nearly five months ago I wrote:

I wish two people building a sandcastle would FINISH ALREADY so I could get back to more important things.

Now I wish this wish hadn't come true.

[random 8]

Granted, now you're too stressed out over the "more important things" which you neglected.

I wish all Chip's Challenge tiles are emoticons in these forums.