My microwave no longer functions as it should. If I attempt to use it more than once in a 48-odd-hour time span, the device will not heat the food that is placed inside it. Obviously, this is contrary to the entire purpose of a microwave.
Even when I do use the machine and it functions in something approximating its intended manner, I have to heat the food for absurd periods of time. Ten minutes on high power should be sufficient to bring a plate of spaghetti to a lukewarm temperature.
For the past few nights and mornings I have survived on cold spaghetti. It's only a matter of time before I snap.
Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat.
Yeah, it's sort of shocking how quickly DVD's are becoming obsolete.
What's wrong with the netbook?
My headphone jack for my .mp3 player is almost shot. It's a ---- trying to find info on fixing it on the Internet, since most people seem to be interested only in fixing the headphones themselves. I might just go out and buy a new player (and go into debt to do it...yay!). I don't want to learn how to solder...I'm guessing I'd screw something up (either the device or myself).
Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat.
::Clenches his fists in a jealous rage::
Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat.
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Any chance your netbook is set to Dvorak?
Get a new microwave -- geez.
I have computers that are completely dead. Also heat lamps.
"Bad news, bad news came to me where I sleep / Turn turn turn again" - Bob Dylan
Yeah, I plan to get a new microwave. I just have to motivate myself. Somehow the desire to consume non-cold-spaghetti needs to be weighed against the pleasure that can be derived from putting off the trip to Target and goofing off on the Internet.
Hate it when a keyboard goes like that...any touch-pad-like-device, really. It's so frustrating when the thing technically works fine save for the minor fact that it won't listen to what you tell it to do!
Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat.
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10-Apr-2012, 6:29 PM
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Everything works, except there is a very minor electrical code violation in the basement.
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