Corrupt-a-wish

[Lessinath]

Granted, but then everyone would hate you.

I wish aliens would come to steal our cows (for the comedy of it).

[BitBuster]

Wish granted, but then the aliens get mad cow disease and decide to retaliate by annihilating planet Earth.



I wish Hayden Christensen never decided to become an "actor."

[geodave]

Granted, but then MacCauley Culkin plays Anakin Skywalker and the movie tanks and they never make episode three.

I wish winter was over tomorrow.

[BitBuster]

Granted, but then all the polar ice caps melt, flood the earth, and ultimately doom the whole planet to a fate of mass starvation, plundering, and all that fun stuff (yay global warming).



I wish I could find a job that would pay me for sitting around and goofing off on Internet forums.

[rockdet]

Granted but you become allergic to computers so you get fired.

I wish I had more free time to do everything I'd like to do.

[BitBuster]

Granted, but then you get lazy and don't do those things anyway.



I wish city parking was free.

[geodave]

Granted, but only in cities where you never go.

I wish a new car cost only $200.

[BitBuster]

Granted, but then gas goes up to $90 a gallon.



I wish I could remember what I did last night.

[Flareon350]

Granted but you don't remember what you did your whole life before.

I wish I could never get sick.

[BigOto2]

Granted, but it increases the chance of the appearance of genetic diseases from long lost family members.

I wish I could have Internet anywhere.