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#81
Granted, but then everyone would hate you.

I wish aliens would come to steal our cows (for the comedy of it).
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#82
Wish granted, but then the aliens get mad cow disease and decide to retaliate by annihilating planet Earth.



I wish Hayden Christensen never decided to become an "actor."
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#83
Granted, but then MacCauley Culkin plays Anakin Skywalker and the movie tanks and they never make episode three.

I wish winter was over tomorrow.
"Bad news, bad news came to me where I sleep / Turn turn turn again" - Bob Dylan
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#84
Granted, but then all the polar ice caps melt, flood the earth, and ultimately doom the whole planet to a fate of mass starvation, plundering, and all that fun stuff (yay global warming).



I wish I could find a job that would pay me for sitting around and goofing off on Internet forums.
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#85
Granted but you become allergic to computers so you get fired.

I wish I had more free time to do everything I'd like to do.
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#86
Granted, but then you get lazy and don't do those things anyway.



I wish city parking was free.
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#87
Granted, but only in cities where you never go.

I wish a new car cost only $200.
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#88
Granted, but then gas goes up to $90 a gallon.



I wish I could remember what I did last night.
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#89
Granted but you don't remember what you did your whole life before.

I wish I could never get sick.
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#90
Granted, but it increases the chance of the appearance of genetic diseases from long lost family members.

I wish I could have Internet anywhere.
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