Corrupt-a-wish

[IceyLava108]

Granted, but then your computer is sad.

I wish for

[geodave]

Granted, but then you have to use denture cream.

I wish April Fool's day was in March.

[BitBuster]

Granted, but then it overlaps with St. Patrick's Day, with predictably unhappy results.



I wish I was motivated.

[BigOto2]

Granted, but that motivation would be to start pirating games illegally.

I wish I could slow down the time from now through summer; 2012 has flown by way too fast already.

[Flareon350]

Granted but then time will go incredibly fast in the years to come (hey this is actually sort of true)

I wish I can beat Level 113 of BHLS1.

[Hornlitz]

Granted but then time will go incredibly fast in the years to come (hey this is actually sort of true)

I wish I can beat Level 113 of BHLS1.

I knew you'd be stuck on that level. It sucks, right?

Also, Granted, but then I all of the sudden disappear off the face of the planet and you'll end up getting no help for levels like 148.

I wish my real life wasn't so hectic right now so that I'd have time for CC.

[IceyLava108]

Granted, then everyone else in CCZone dies.

I wish for attack dogs.

[BitBuster]

Granted, but then they turn on you.



I wish my rent was cheaper.

[IceyLava108]

Granted, then you get paid less.

I wish for a rock to hit me in the head.

[BitBuster]

I wish for a rock to hit me in the head.

Anyway, um, granted, but then you realize that you're standing at the bottom of a rockslide, and your demise is imminent.



I wish my right eye didn't hurt right now.