How long should I keep this going for?

[IceyLava108]

This is ridiculous.

[chipster1059]

I hope you photoshopped this image.

I hope you check your private messages.

I panicked when I had three notifications.

[random 8]

Those are notifications, not private messages. I speculate most of them are from the hurt and heal threads.

[AdrenalinDragon]

Wait until you hit 9001 so you can say:

"IT'S OVER 9000!"

[BigOto2]

He could have easily done an Inspect Element and edited it.

[IceyLava108]

He could have easily done an Inspect Element and edited it.

no, I didn't use inspect element, I've had these notifications unread for 3-4 months and counting.

[mobius]

I helped

there should be an award for that

[Flareon350]

I helped

there should be an award for that

Dr. Evil requires his award in cash, precisely... 1 MILLION DOLLARS!!!

[IceyLava108]

I've surpassed 3000 notifications, currently at 3023.