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#61
Why is the fruit-loving engaged couple upset?

They cantaloupe. Slight smile
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#62
Probably somewhat old by now, but still worth it:

"Who sang that song that goes like 'i got passion in my pants and i ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it...'?"

> "L.M.F.A.O."

> "lmfao"

> "LMFAO"

> "lmfao"

> "lmfao"

"What's so funny?!?"
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#63
This one is just a bunch of bad buns...

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#64
In soviet Russia...



...chips pick up you!
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Glider
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First chipster ever reported to fill ON THE ROCKS with blocks.

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#65
I was just going to revive this topic....

Anyway, I was just watching "Jeopardy!". One of the categories was something about body parts (i missed the beginning and couldn't read the category on screen or tell what the contestants said) and one of the clues was


Quote:Your shoe and your mouth both have one.

The correct answer was "What is a tongue?"
My immediate thought was "What is a foot?"
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#66
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"Not knowing how near the truth is, we seek it far away."
-Hakwin Rinzai

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#67
“Have i told you the story about the birds and the bees?”
“I don't think so.”
“Well, you see, when a bird and a bee love each other very much…”
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Mystery Project (unfinished) (previews)

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#68
Here's a joke:

Zane's number of reputation points.
You should probably be playing CC2LP1.

Or go to the Chip's Challenge Wiki.
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#69
When I was younger, my brother once asked me, "Why did the chicken cross the road?", to which I replied "To get to the other side."

Apparently, this was not the correct answer, as he then proceeded to scream right in my face "NO, IT'S BECAUSE IT DID - LIVE WITH IT!" before storming off and throwing a chair at a wall.
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#70
Quote:“Have i told you the story about the birds and the bees?”

“I don't think so.”

“Well, you see, when a bird and a bee love each other very much…”


...one of them is going to get hurt very badly....
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