Corrupt-a-wish
#71
Quote:Granted, but you lost: THE GAME


Nooooooo Why would you do this???

Quote:I wish I could contribute to the CC Community more.


Granted, but then you contribute out too much and then people hate you because you're too annoying.

I wish I could graduate from school ASAP.
<p>Proud owner of absolutely no untied bolds.
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#72
Granted but you skipped most important classes for higher studies and you end up with no job and live in the streets.

I wish I wasn't so annoying.
Hello'v'ryone's'is' rockdet Ænigma Mælström (any word with æ because it's funny), master of non sequitur buckets!
My YouTube Channel
Rock-Alpha(It's a great game, Bill) 65 levels, including "Voices" and the world-infamous famous "Bloblake"!
Rock-Beta (You should try it, Bill) 50 levels, including "Unicorn Rabbit" and "The Sedna Suite" odyssey!
Rock-Gamma (Woah, really, Bill?!) 40 levels, including "Uncle duo ha ha ha ha ha" and many other surprises and what the actual f*** moments!
Teeth "We are after all in the future, where the past is king and the paste is ming." -raocow
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#73
Granted, but people will start to annoy you.

I wish I could help more with people's problems and be a better friend.
CC1
JoshL1 / JoshL2 / JoshL3 / JoshL4 / JoshL5 / JoshL6 / JoshL7 / WoCCLP3 / TradingPlaces / WoCC1 / JoshL8(?)
JCCLP1 / JCCLP2 / JCCLP3 / JoshL0
JoshL / JCCLPRejects

Total: 1,463 (with no repeats)

CC2
Flareon1 / Flareon2
FlareonRejects

Total: 85+

Flareon Flareon Flareon Flareon Flareon
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#74
Granted but nobody cares for your problems.

I wish Rock-Beta came up tomorrow with another 65 good levels of mine.
Hello'v'ryone's'is' rockdet Ænigma Mælström (any word with æ because it's funny), master of non sequitur buckets!
My YouTube Channel
Rock-Alpha(It's a great game, Bill) 65 levels, including "Voices" and the world-infamous famous "Bloblake"!
Rock-Beta (You should try it, Bill) 50 levels, including "Unicorn Rabbit" and "The Sedna Suite" odyssey!
Rock-Gamma (Woah, really, Bill?!) 40 levels, including "Uncle duo ha ha ha ha ha" and many other surprises and what the actual f*** moments!
Teeth "We are after all in the future, where the past is king and the paste is ming." -raocow
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#75
Quote:Granted but nobody cares for your problems.

I wish Rock-Beta came up tomorrow with another 65 good levels of mine.


Granted, but the BETA lives up to its name and renders half the levels with busts or unsolvable.

I wish all the people I'm subscribed to would automatically become twice as funny. (Not that they aren't funny already)
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#76
Granted, but then they'll stop posting.



I wish the Beatles had never existed.
Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat.
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#77
Wish accepted...

Then the Jonas Brothers take their place and are still famous after 50 years.
'I made 1,000 levels once.' - Jacques


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#78
Quote:Granted, but then they'll stop posting.



I wish the Beatles had never existed.


Wow -- Beatle hate.

Anyway, since the person above didn't say anything....

I wish I had a billion dollars
"Bad news, bad news came to me where I sleep / Turn turn turn again" - Bob Dylan
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#79
Wish granted, but then hyperinflation reduces your net worth to approximately $162.63.



I wish it would stop snowing here.
Quote:In Jr. High School, I would take a gummi bear, squeeze its ears into points so it looked like Yoda, and then I would say to it "Eat you, I will!". And of course then I would it eat.
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#80
Granted, but it would all turn into ice and make road travel a nightmare.

I wish the Lying Sack of Crap song would automatically play in real life when I catch someone in a lie.
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