Corrupt-a-wish

[Earthling]

Granted, but now the 'a' key is.

I wish random 8's laptop keys would stop jumping around.

[pillowpc2001]

Granted; his computer itself starts jumping around.

I wish I had time to play through all the CCLP1 voting packs.

[Hash1]

Granted, but then all the levels have bugs that make it no fun at all.

I wish I had more time to use the internet right now. ( I only have 11 minutes left, now only 10).

[Earthling]

Granted, but then you never have time to do anything else.

I wish I had a baobab tree.

[Flareon350]

Granted, but then a storm comes and knocks it over.

I wish I could start making JoshL5.

[BigOto2]

Granted, but CCLP4 will never happen and the levels will be forgotten forever.

I wish more people would take calculus in high school.

[lookatthis]

Granted, but when a math competition begins everyone knows as much as you do.

I wish this wish was reversed but still be correctly understood in such a way that it's a code to our Universe.

[Flareon350]

Granted but then everyone would be able to divide by zero, thus bringing the universe to an end.

I wish people can see what I did there.

[Chipwoodstock]

Granted, but it turns out you somehow made a rape joke and have truly ruined your whole fame and became infamous for being terrible.

I wish I had a corrupted wish.

[random 8]

Granted.

I wish my phone wouldn't suck.